So, our cousin Reborn Flapperjack was doing what he does best...exploring abandoned traditions all over the world. As he stepped into an oddly-shaped library, he tripped over a mold-incrusted reel of celluloid. In it, a film. Even better....a sex-ed film. Enticed by the prospect of some stag evening with beers, pretzels and hot naked ladies, he brought us the film. We got our super-8 and sat in one of our living rooms: Reborn, Casper, Jenelope, and Trixie -- all expecting some good dirty fun.
Much to our chagrin, what we saw was one of the most disturbing pieces of Americana: sexual education for mentally challenged children...episode 62: The Three Holes. Trixie went comatose right in the first minute. Jenelope is still shaking after all this time. As for Reborn, he is still in church atoning for the sin of having brought this to light. Flapperjack friends, please be warned...whatever you learn here, is WRONG. DO....NOT....TAKE....THIS...TO ... HEART.
A lot of women are hooked on clitoral stimulation.... If you want to earn your man, you have to learn your man... They know how to soothe the vagina... They don't give their penis to everybody... When a man is in a predator mode... a woman that's lonely, that her vagina is cold... Some women can have more than one Gspot... Jackrabbit?
And then you open your eyes and you see the harridans that are speaking --> you never again have sex.
