Cookie Flapperjack interviews a super butch ex-gay porn star with a lisp

As we all know, Cookie Flapperjack's main purpose in life is to search (and sometimes destroy) the hypocrisy she sees around her.  For this post, she counted on her friends at The Sword and they brought her to this ultra macho, hyper-hetero, reborn-in-jesus Ascot-wearing ex-gay porn star.  Cookie was left speechless, especially when said super-butch started acting out the cage in which he was stuck in (check it out...2:59).  homosexuality is a sin, he says, but the real sin is his wardrobe, dear.

Jenelope denounces reality !

n an attempt to dig at reality's ever-growing capacity of dumbening people to the point of lunatic idiocy, Jenelope Flapperjack finds a few slices of space-time which denounce such strategy from the 'owners of all'.  The following images are part of the affidavit which will be presented to the highest court of the Time Variance Authority soon.  Here is a piece of evidence to support the Flapperjack's claim:

Here are a few more examples of how reality has dumbed humans down to the point of idiotic lunacy: