22.6.10

Jenelope Flapperjack has a slight DOG problem in Japan

Yes, Aunt Charisse, Jenelope has called.  Actually, she's been calling quite frequently, and once in a blue moon she files a report on what she's encountering in her explorations of nipponic fields.  No, I know she's hasn't called you, but you see, it's quite expensive, and you're only an aunt (sorry for the cruelty).  Apparently, she had a weird encounter with a dog the other day.  First of all, there was this child who seemed to be one of the Sims because everyone could see his thoughts in a floating bubble.  This really weird, botox-laden excuse for a dog started jumping up and down trying to cheer the boy up.  (Funny, here dogs hump your legs, but there things are different I believe).  The dog then proceeded to changing his head (!), dancing sexily and playing party tricks.  The boy, however, was in search of pussy because the slightest sight of a girlie made the Sims infant go all happy.  Alas, the dog had some crisps and tried to chat Jenelope up, which made her run in fear.  After all, she gave in to the Collie "because nothing better than a creepy dog to cheer you up"

1 comment:

  1. AI, QUE BIZZARRO. BEM QUE JENELOPE PODERIA IMPORTAR ESSE CACHORRO PARA A FAMÍLIA FLAPPERJACK. ELA JÁ VOLTOU DO JAPÃO? SERÁ QUE ELA ME TRARIA UMA ENCOMENDA?

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